Yep. I'm a voyeur

Author: Jax Cassidy // Category:
I take the 101 to the 405 every morning and I'm stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. I've been grounded from talking on my cell phone until Thursday for going over my 1500 a month minutes. So, what is a girl to do besides cranking up the music?!!! Absolutely nothing compares to my morning phone calls to my friends all across the US. Never feel folks, I've got a blue tooth so my hands are firmly on the steering wheel and my eyes on the road. Fortunately for me, I can still use the phone with my Mobile-to-Mobile network with my girlfriends. I've even persuaded one of them to change over just so we can chat!

TODAY'S OBSERVATION....

I witnessed a Civic Hybrid in front of me. I tend to play the occupational guessing game. My first indication is that the guy drives a lot and wants to save money with gas. My second deduction is that he's got several pressed shirts hanging on a hanger. No, they aren't shrink wrapped. This tells me he's probably an actor. When I did acting gigs I would hang all kinds of clothes for changes. Possibly and extra as most actors have wardrobe personnel to help dress them. As I sputtered behind him for another two miles I noticed him reaching into the back seat during a stop traffic. He pulls out a cell phone and gabs away. After he's done and we move forward, he's pulling out the hair gel to spruce up his wet, short locks into the standard GQ hair sticking straight up. Next, he reaches in the back seat during another stop to pull out ... a pair of JEANS! WTF? He starts folding laundry!!!! As this fellow becomes more interesting I realize he sees me laughing like a hyena. Mr. Actor sped off... :(

What do I spy next? A woman putting on makeup! Yep, I'm talking the full face job. Moisturizer, concealer, press powder, eye shadow, eyeliner...the whole she-bang! Jeez people, can't you wake up early enough to fix your face without causing permanent damage if you hit someone??? Anyhow, truth of the matter is, I was fascinated that she was able to do all that! hehe

Now, I'm at work trying to get several passports turned in 48 hours for my bosses' kids for a trip they are taking next week. They're taking a cruise to the Carribbean and didn't think to pre-plan. So, what do I get to do? Freak out and make it happen...sigh. Yippee! Happy Day!

5 Responses to "Yep. I'm a voyeur"

Eva Gale Says :
12:02 PM

I'm getting the new cells this weekend, never fear MightyMouse.

jax Says :
5:24 PM

About time. I have been so lonely!

Kristen Painter Says :
5:32 PM

I wondered why I didn't get a call this morning. lol

Did you see any women that looked like men? LOL

Sela Carsen Says :
6:15 PM

*snort* That's funny that he ran off when he realized someone was watching him with his laundry!

jax Says :
9:37 PM

At least I didn't have to be subjected to boxers or briefs. LOL

Drag queens on the freeway? Nope, only one on every corner in Hollywood. haha

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