Say it isn't sooooooo....
Author: Jax Cassidy // Category:
Dear Gerry:I was distraught by the news today. I'm sorry but I must confide that you no longer appeal to me for obvious reasons. I discovered you have been seeing Jennifer Aniston and the thought of it sickens me. Does that mean they will now call you Gerriston? No matter...
At one time, I placed you on a pedestal and made it a point to watch all your movies. No more. You have destroyed every shred of worship and loyalty I held for you. I even modeled all my heroes after you, but alas, those days are gone. For a man of your obvious good looks, charm, and wit, I am surprised and shocked that--out of any celebrity females in the world--you could fall for...her? The crybaby, co-dependent, uninteresting, John Mayer loving....well, you get the picture.
It saddens me that you are not the man I thought you were...I'm sorry, it just won't work with us anymore. I need to find a man with a deeper sense of value and intelligence (and tighter abs since you've failed to maintain your hot body since 300).
It was good while it lasted...sniff..sniff. I am now going to go unsubscribe to your fan club.
Sincerely,
J.
P.S. I don't love you anymore
LOL! You are too much! I take it you are not a Jennifer Anniston fan?
Hellz NO!
I cringed and forgave the Gerry & Cameron Diaz pairing but this is ridiculous!
O.M.G. Say it ain't so! Oh, Gerry, why? WHY? I just wanna hit some sense into you right now. Jennifer Anniston? Gah. I'm going to throw up. Seriously.
Too funny, Jax! I'm sorry you've had to give Gerry up, but I'm confident you won't be without for long. ;)
Hey, if you're game, I tagged you.
ROFL. That was too funny. I didn't know they were dating.
LoL. Jax I totally agree I'm disappointed in Gerry but I'm hoping this is just a phase.