Growing up in a big family I used to think I wanted kids...but every time I have a moment of weakness, like when I see a pampers commercial, I just have to spend thirty-seconds with my sisters and their 'devils spawn' children and I'm ready to be at the head of the line to get my ovaries removed. As I get older, I can see why most of my girlfriends in my age group have opted not to have children. Child-rearing isn't like it used to be and the ideals I grew up of well-behaved children have diminished. On any given day I can go to the grocery store and see a bunch of preteens in skintight ultra low-rise jeans with shirts shrunk two sizes to small hanging out with equally 'uncool' hip-hop-wannabe boys in their diaper style, butt-baring jeans that showcases their latest Sean Jean boxers is enough to make me want to jump out of a speeding car. I guess after this trip I have officially decided that the baby factory is closed...but if the Universe has other plans for me and motherhood comes calling unexpectedly, I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get to it...otherwise, I'll be lounging on some exotic tropical beach sipping my Dacquiri in my two piece bikini.